Thursday, February 10, 2011

Stupid stuff my roommate says

Back in California, a few quotes from my roommate Erica...

December 2010,
J: ...but I suppose that was back when we were using pounds...
Erica: Wait, what! You guys had another different currency?!!?
J: Yep
Erica: Like an entirely different currency? In your lifetime?! That's amazing!
J: ...I was like 10, I don't really remember...It wasn't a big deal
Erica: Wow! So you guys had like...like Frankincense?!
J:...I'm pretty sure frankincense is an oil Erica...I can google it if you like
Erica:...Oh really?! Are you serious?! I thought it was all currency...gold...frankincense...and myrrh!?!

January 2011, ever gracious...
J (back from the gym)
Erica: Wow are you ok, you look really red...
J....
Erica: Then again I guess you always look red

February 2011, obesity issues..
Erica: My grandpaw said I look fatter today!! I mean I know I gained a little but...
J: Yeah I guess first semester at college is never good...but I don't ever notice, I've taken the same size clothes since I was about 13
Erica: Yeah but you only wear really baggy clothes...
J:....